The full version, along with the complete Neil Hamburger show, is available for purchase at At a March 2012 Neil Hamburger show I attended, he was no longer using my "gay" joke, much to the delight of his opening acts, who had grown weary of it. Over time, Neil started stretching it out into a longer and longer joke, until in September 2011, he recorded a standup album with Jack White (of White Stripes fame) in Nashville, "a live album that includes-get this-a 5-minute version of your 2-line Cher/Streisand joke." This recording is taken from the vinyl album "Neil Hamburger Live a! t Third Man," but I've edited the joke down to its original core, almost as it was written. As a side note, he told me Fox News would not let him use this joke on the satirical "Red Eye" program, claiming it was "homophobic," which meant their producers didn't understand it.
He tried it out at a private gig at comedian Jack Black's private 40th birthday party, and based on positive audience feedback, kept it in his routine. I happen to be a big fan and an acquaintance of Neil Hamburger, and when I was running some jokes by him a few years ago, he really liked this one ("a 99 cent joke in a world of 25 cent jokes," he said). This may possibly be the only joke in Neil Hamburger's arsenal that was written for him by another person. I wrote the song myself, but I do not own the rights to the art in the video.
Where will we go.? Sunshine screaming life.
If you have any question about guitar feel free to ask me, I will make a video and explain anything you'd like to know. Nothing special but it was fun to make and like the way it moves with itself. *Lyrics below description* This is a vocal and keyboard drumming piece I've mad recently. Hate that you're doing better than me, why can't I just be fucking happy? For the first! time in my life, why can't I just do something right? I know you hate how I always shout, is this convenient for you now? I hope this hits between your ears, and every bad thought disappears, but you won't listen anyway, you only tell me go away.
I need to figure out how to make this show. Wish I could say how much you helped me, form habits that are unhealthy, like how I kill this throat for you. I hope this hits between your ears and every bad thought disappears, but you won't listen anyway, you only tell me go away. Yeah it's turning me into a complete fucking mess. You are the white noise that I can't keep out my head. Just like I always do, whenever I feel down. At every parking lot and stop light in this town.
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